well, we can't say we don't respect your commitment, but we do think there is some necessary work to be done to your head and hair if you want to have your best life. for one, your scalp should be regularly exfoliated to get rid of dead skin, prevent ingrown hairs, and clean out dirty hair follicles that cause hair loss or pimples. on the hair side, it's great to keep all of your natural oils, though greasy hair loses it's life and looks unhealthy. a routine rinse and with some moisturizing can bring your hair to life, giving it a healthy shine and natural flow. additionally, with water alone is not typically enough to wash out loose skin flakes in the hair and the sweat and odor that builds up.