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  • Hand holding three stacked round charcoal shampoo bars against dark background, GQ AWARD WINNER 2024 badge visible
    modern mammals Shampoo Light box reading 'LIGHTER SHAMPOO = BETTER HAIR' with GQ AWARD WINNER 2024 badge
    LIGHTER SHAMPOO = BETTER HAIR modern mammals Shampoo Light Low suds, low impact shampoo bar Protects your natural oils 2.4 OZ
    LIGHTER SHAMPOO = BETTER HAIR modern mammals Shampoo Light Low suds, low impact shampoo bar Protects your natural oils 2.4 oz

    Shampoo Light Bar

    $26.00 Regular price
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  • Modern Mammals pouch and bottle — modern mammals; great hair flow. every day; 32 oz 4x bottle refills; GQ AWARD WINNER 2024.

    Magic Mud Hair Wash

    $38.00 Regular price
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  • Bar Shower Tray - Wooden tray with a stepped design, priced at $14.00.

    Bar Shower Tray

    $14.00
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  • Three sachets of Modern Mammals Easy Rinse with text: "We know you're over shampoo. Try this stuff instead"

    Sample 3-Pack

    $10.00
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  • Wide-Tooth Comb

    Wide-Tooth Comb

    $22.00
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  • Navy blue baseball cap with 'quit shampoo.' embroidered on the front.

    Modern Mammals Hat

    $22.00
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